Damage
I WAS TRAVELLIN’ DOWN THE ROAD
FEELIN’ HUNGRY AND COLD
I SAW A SIGN DOWN THE ROAD SAYIN’
FOOD AND DRINKS FOR EVERYONE
SO NATURALLY I THOUGHT
I WOULD TAKE ME A LOOK INSIDE
I SAW SO MUCH FOOD
THERE WAS WATER COMING FROM MY EYES
YEAH THERE WAS HAM AND THERE WAS TURKEY
THERE WAS CAVIAR
AND LONG TALL GLASSES
WITH WINE UP TO Y’ARE
AND SOMEBODY GRABBED ME
THREW ME OUT ON MY CHAIR
SAID BEFORE YOU CAN EAT
YOU GOTTA DANCE LIKE FRED ASTAIRE
YOU KNOW I CAN'T DANCE YOU KNOW I CAN'T DA
FEELIN’ HUNGRY AND COLD
I SAW A SIGN DOWN THE ROAD SAYIN’
FOOD AND DRINKS FOR EVERYONE
SO NATURALLY I THOUGHT
I WOULD TAKE ME A LOOK INSIDE
I SAW SO MUCH FOOD
THERE WAS WATER COMING FROM MY EYES
YEAH THERE WAS HAM AND THERE WAS TURKEY
THERE WAS CAVIAR
AND LONG TALL GLASSES
WITH WINE UP TO Y’ARE
AND SOMEBODY GRABBED ME
THREW ME OUT ON MY CHAIR
SAID BEFORE YOU CAN EAT
YOU GOTTA DANCE LIKE FRED ASTAIRE
YOU KNOW I CAN'T DANCE YOU KNOW I CAN'T DA
Call The Police
Uh
Betty was worried about the lover that she has married
and she didn't know what to do
He'd been hit by a hammer on the head and he lay dead
an' all her worst fears had come true
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Call the police
Call the police
Call the police
Call the police
Johnny was a joker and a very heavy smoker
and he never ever broke the law
Thin Miss Lizzy was a-kept very busy
and sometimes very dizzy, we knew what for
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And take 'em all away
Lock 'em up
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Louie was a loner and a big time Al Capone-er
doin' all his dipping from the door
He knew a shady dealer who had done a dirty DJ,
the sooner he could even the score
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And lock 'em up
Help ya have a birthday, say
Take 'em all away