Chapter one. 
Tell 'em how the story goes¡Ã‚­

Every little thing that you said was true
I believed in you
But it wasn't meant to be
Cuz every little thing that you promised me
Wasn't honestly what you said it would be
And I swear you'll never learn
So I'm giving you what you deserve

What you deserve

You've been living in a fantasy
If you think that you can be with me
You tried, denied
And now you've got to move on babe
Took a chance when you rolled the dice
Messed around but you didn't think twice
What's done is do

Yeah, yeah
Ooh, yeah, yeah
Live lovely love on the beach with the men
In their nice tan suits
Some without anything on
A lifeguard all year long
All year long I'm a lifeguard
All year long I'm a lifeguard
Rescuing men, I'll help you out
You look a little stiff there man
Looks like shark bite
Help me!
That looks like it needs some sucking out
Oh yeah, just a lifeguard
I'm a lifeguard on the beach for love
Lifeguard
Lifeguard of love
Fuck off!
Fucked up
It's wrong when men love women
You know men should only be with men

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